Thursday, April 25, 2013

Dear Humans, 

I would like to set up a meeting with you. If you're familiar with 'I AM THE LORAX, I SPEAK FOR THE TREES' - well, I'm the lorax and the vampires are trees. 

Love, 
Cpt. Kilgore Trout 
NYFD - now Vampire 
(not killed in 911 like you thought I was)

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