This Just In...

In local news a notorious motorcycle gang the One Shots were suspected and then purged by Oregon DOVE operatives.  The sting operation took place last night outside of John Day, and resulted in the removal of no less than 24 contagious individuals.  DOVE commander Scanlin is heralding this as another big win for a safe society “We couldn’t be happier with the results, two dozen points of infection rectified with not a single casualty to the officers conducting the operation”.  
Citizens in Oregon will no doubt feel quite a bit safer going to bed tonight.
- Local Oregon News after Session 5